Handle Me? G-Eazy?

2.3.20

Super Bowl Sunday can get pretty wild, and it looks like G-Eazy and Megan Thee Stallion might have drove the boat a little too much last night. I’m literally just on my phone during a commercial, and I see G-Eazy post this in-feed photo of Megan with a bunch of hearts. I thought that was kind of weird, but sometimes artists support others, and Megan is well-liked by many in her industry currently. Then, I decided to check his stories, what are you up to this Super Bowl Sunday? Apparently making out with Meg. This video, is horrifying. They’re making out, they’re cuddling all wrapped up into each other. It’s the strangest most cringe worthy thing I’ve ever seen. I think the reason why I find it so repulsive, is that it’s not even a good kiss! What the hell is G doing to her face, and why is Meg that aroused by it (by the looks of this photo at least)?

I know the “hott girls” are ripping on Megan for this. And the Halsey fans are saying she is too good for him. I would just like to start by saying that Megan is holding the phone and taking this video. So, she is definitely into it, and she probably posted it herself. Megan reminds me of that really annoying girl in high school, she used to run around the hallways screaming at 9AM because she saw her bestie get dropped off right as the bell was about the ring. She takes selfies with all the boys in the hallway because she is just everybody’s best friend. She takes a bite of your cookie at lunch you’d been dreaming about all day because she’s that bitch and you wouldn’t mind. Now that I’m typing all this I’ll go ahead and say, I would not be surprised if G told her it was a fire photo, and she encouraged it to be posted to the feed.

The next thing that I’ll say is, although G may have a lot of bodies under his belt, even since Halsey, are you going to tell me that Megan doesn’t? She was publicly dating MoneyBagg Yo, and who cheated on who, I don’t know but I did see days later you sitting next to Trey Songz at his birthday party with all his friends and family, later to be seen getting quite cozy in the club. We did see you in the club with DaBaby and plenty of other men plenty of other times. I have no idea where she’s going after these crazy nights out with all these big name rappers, but something about all this comes to mind.

Handle me? (Huh) Who gon' handle me? (Who?)
Thinkin' he's a player, he's a member on the team - Megan Thee Stallion

To that, I would say …. everyone. Since then it looks like G deleted the videos, but you can still find them on TheShadeRoom and probably anywhere online if you search. However, the in-feed is still there, leaving us to question what happened after the videos and is this a real relationship? My gut says no, but I don’t think it’s because one isn’t worthy of the other. I guess we’ll have to wait and find out. I wouldn’t mind a collab song, though.